knethiz

Kriture creature formit

2010-01-23T14:55:00.000-08:00

Hello, I have been busy working on new stuff for kriture. I updated my store with some new creatures, one of them is Formit.

Name: Formit
What I do: Stay in areas with leaves
Task: Carry big leaves to build shelters
Likes: His forelegs
Body: Hot green, six legs, two antennas
Ability: Can distinguish strong leaves
Food: Folivore

He has six legs which makes him able to stand more than his own weight. Usually eats the leaves before reaching a destination with them. Guides himself with the antennas, normally he doesn't get lost, he also can carry things with the forelegs, and walk with four at the same time.

Check him out and add kriture on facebook! Because I'm doing a give away on kriture's fan page when it reaches 300 fans ^^
I also did a small story introducing him with story boards, really bad drawing I tell you. Here

UFO's 25/12/2009

2009-12-24T10:53:00.001-08:00

I will be wating tomorrow, just like a big part of the world, for the aliens to arrive. I'm not joking with this stuff, I'm just showing that I'm open to what some people said. It can happen or not. Yes I know it's not 2012, lol. but there is pretty much info about tomorrow too :)

I must say that weeks ago I was feeling anxious and everything, but now, 24 December 2009, I feel that everything is pretty calm. And I wonder... am I missing something right now? Will I miss tomorrow? Because I've been missing too much ufo events, i just know what happens in the day after. Belive, information is beeing updated every single day this year, and it's insane, in a month your tag shows you a thing, in the next month it shows totally different content.

Its also fun to belive on this stuff, in my opinion, it makes us feel alive.

It leaves us with expectations, and begging for more. Portugal is a stable place, I think, and Coimbra is also a very quiet place. But a month ago, an aircraft flew so low, that we were without light. Probably it was a militar craft, but this is very unusual, we never hear nothing flying around here. We only hear buses.

And i was all like "YEAH THEY ARE COMING!" and making a movie inside my head, and then suddenly we have our liders making this enourmous encounters to talk about the planet earth and pollution, and you have also the stuff about the new world order.

Somehow I find it interesting making the movie in my head, even knowing that it is nothing wrong and that I will probably never know the truth.

Noticed the movies this year? all about stuff from other planets, an year ago movies were talking about viruses. Now you got h1n1. The news in Portugal talked about ufos two weeks ago. Somewhat I sometimes feel that movies and news are related lol. Almost trying to tell us something.

Anyway, there will always be some of you that think that who belives this are idiots, but there is still people out there who belives that we are the only ones out there. I mean, isn't it too much of self centered?

Check this video, its very interesting, the former canadian defence minister states that they exist.

Happy XMAS i'm giving you presents too!

2009-12-10T06:55:00.000-08:00

Christmas free GIFTS! From ME! yeah!

no Joke, you can check it all at my other blog, the kriture blog :)

Kriture

These are all hand made, and actually they are cheap and nice and awesome and fluffy.

Röyksopp - Happy Up Here

2009-08-04T10:48:00.000-07:00

I am already felling bad for not updating this, but i have been really taking some action on other stuff like www.kriture.com xD

Just found this amazing video!

I'm a sucker for aliens, and robots, therefore you have space invaders!
Great pixel character mixed with city light flares, shooting a city.

Brand - Fake and original - Fakesumption

2009-05-28T10:22:00.000-07:00

Do you admit you buy fakes? How many of us have the monetary power to buy 100% original?
I think the most of people still buy originals on purpose, not because of quality, but because of status. Just like the kind of car you drive, you have a BMW you are successful, even if you are a terrible professional and person. If you have a 2006 clio, even if you are very good at what you do, you don't cause a very very good first impression.
There is enough proof that some fakes are best than some originals, so, why spend more? you spend more, then you work more, then you loose quality time. If you lose quality time, and are consuming not so good (but original) food, you are loosing your life twice.

Fakesumption

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Your business card is CRAP - Joel Bauer

2009-05-02T22:35:00.000-07:00

I found this a great example of how image is important as a way of communication, and how 90% of the clients don't give the right credit to it. If you are a freelancer in design, you probably know what i'm talking about.

Beevs - Kriture

2009-05-01T03:55:00.000-07:00

New kriture! his name is Beevs
The whole world can get a kriture atKRITURE
Help them taking over this planet.

Kriture - boony

2009-04-25T09:21:00.000-07:00

I am so sorry for not updating this before, but i had some work to do.

A project was inaugurated yesterday with the name Kriture.

This is the new molded kriture named Boony

The whole world can get a kriture figure at KRITURE

Help them taking over this planet!

Wave Gotik Treffen

2009-03-24T14:14:00.000-07:00

E de uma assentada o maior festival gótico do mundo anuncia 108 bandas para a edição de 2009.

São muitos nomes conhecidos, muitas bandas que seriam cabeças de cartaz em qualquer outro lugar mas que partilharão os palcos ao longo de 4 dias em Leipzig.

29 de Maio a 1 de Junho. Bilhete para os 4 dias: 66€. Campismo + Extras: 25€.

Há muitos hoteis, com vários preços, disponíveis na cidade. O que pesa mais na carteira é a viagem. Mas quanto custaria ver 4 ou 5 destas bandas em Portugal? Muito.

Good advertising in bad places

2009-03-24T12:59:00.000-07:00

I really needed to update this, and i didnt had the time, so as a graphic designer, i tought it was a good thing to post. I introduce the Unfortunarely Placed Ads

Programmable Matter

2009-03-10T11:25:00.000-07:00

This is a bit old, but i thought on writing about this since it seems that too much people still dont know whats going on.

For years humans have been working on small technology, smaller and smaller, and now are entering in a new era. nano-age.

This consits on working with the use of structures and devices that range in size from one to 100 nanometers. A nanometer being one bilionth of a meter.

The micrometer sized chips that we use today, are about a thousand times bigger than a nanometer sized chip.

Intel has arranged a way to scale the size and shape of an object, by processing matter on a molecular scale. Programmable matter has the capacity of changing it's phisic proprieties.

Crazy eh? you can have a super computer in the palm of your hand.

Zed Filmes

2009-03-04T03:07:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i microwaved cereals and forgot about the milk. The result was very positive, considering the fact that i didnt burnt nothing besides the cereal and the bowl, and there was not an mushroom explosion like the other time.

The carbon dioxide was killing me, leaving me with tears, snot and without air, and all my ideas converted into this one great big idea: put the bowl with black burnt cereal inside a plastic bag!It obviously melted. And suddenly, i had another great idea. Put the burnt bag with bowl and cereals inside another plastic bag! And throw it away from my window! It took 3 seconds to crush on the supermarket's roof. I live on the 3th floor.

But enough with my boring stories.

This week im gonna talk about cinema and music. A producer located in Coimbra founded in 1999, Caled Zed Filmes. In the beginning, it worked in some indie movies, and now they produce some of the most important videos from Portugal, publicity and documentaries. Their team consists on a creative and young people, some of them known by me, as i have followed some of their work. Zed has produced some long and short films, like "esquece tudo o que te disse", "Operação Zebra","Déjà Vú", "Deus não Quiz" and one i really like, named "El Justiceiero" taped in Coimbra in 2007.

As for the videoclips they worked with squeeze theeze pleeze, Humanos, Mc Ruze, Sérgio Godinho, Pluma, Expensive Soul, among others.

Now an example of some of the bands who make Coimbra proud, BunnyRanch formed in 2001, also produced by Zed.

BunnyRanch - Liar Alone

João Portugal - Foste tu

Notice i hate him just because he was in the first portuguese boy's band called Excesso, but the video and the song is ok, it has some je ne sais quoi, i think i saw it on mtv for the first time and i was like "wow someone really worked hard"

Now a funny one, i think this song is part of portuguese floklore now xD He is not a musitcien, he is a comedian.

Herman José - És tão boa

Funny fact - Know the first blondie on the video, so young, and silly? It's Mariza, the most important fadist in Portugal since Amlália died. She already worked with Sting.

Mariza

Zenzic - Math Rock

2009-02-23T06:08:00.000-08:00

This week i leave you with a friend's band. zenziC

This avangarde/math/progressive metal band released their new Ep called Divided by Zero, this month. Their music is chaotic and leaves you happy. Inspired by many music styles fused together and by bands like sikth, unexpect and fantômas, they released their first music video, called Caligynephobia.

HAHA, if you saw the video you just got Rick Rolled

Fábio Clover is a really good artist, and he deserves some recognition as he has some really good projects and this one is one of them. Check them out at

Zenzic

Upa upa

2009-02-18T10:00:00.001-08:00

yooosh.Well for a change i decided to do something lol. For now on im going go post stuff on this blog, and leave livejournal alone.

It looks like Mr Tim Burton is working! (yaay)

A 3d animated film named "9", with our friend elijah wood giving his voice. Maybe mr Depp is on vacation.

it is producing right now, it didnt catch me much but here it is.

And another one! Coraline. It's going to the theaters on 19th

February. I never saw a movie with 3d glasses, so this is the time. I think its a claymation once again, but with many renderings in the middle. Today's 3d is so good that we dont even notice. See Benjamin Button official site.

Here is the trailer:

AND another one comming on 2010. I've been wating for this for soo many years!

Alice in Wonderland!

There are rumors that Manson was playing the White Queenbut finaly we know hes not going to. I dont like him much, but i do like his videos... i was afraid that tim burton didnt gave the "darkly touch" to the movie, but with manson it was obvious that the film could have that fancy glamorouse darky stuff. Still i think the film has that feel.

Johnny Depp is playing the Mad Hatter, and it trully remins me of Yu-Ki from Malice Mizer.

First pic is Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, and the others are Yu-Ki

PinPan

2008-08-03T14:54:00.000-07:00

Alguns visitantes do site da PinPan, não conseguem ver correctamente o conteúdo, desta forma vou meter um link provisório com o mesmo conteúdo do site.

( Livejournal )

Oficial store

Loja oficial

2008-07-14T11:00:00.000-07:00

So i went to a medieval fair, i payed 0.50€ to get a cup of water. I ate dragon meat, it was hard to eat, and then i ate fish soup and it had shrimps and then i made a new italian friend because he understood "EWWW CAMARÕES!". we made a couple of short movies inside a cavern, and suddenly the kids were around us to see our "theater" ha ha.
We drank plague.
The tourists were like to each other "whats that?" "chouráiçe, chórize, chorize" funny eh.
It was a nice weekend, i felt in love with an archer, so did my bf xD.

Then we were at somewhere i cant remember, and we started killing flies. I murdered almost 10 against the glass with the menu, it was disgusting. An then the server started to treat us like crap because we were making the tourists disgusted. i hate to eat with flies around, and i don't get why people stand them, but can't stand roaches. Both are disgusting, but flies fly out and inside the house, and eat crap, and then vomit it into our food xDD. but roaches don't leave the kitchen, but they look more disgusting.

Day nº 113

2008-06-12T11:35:00.000-07:00

I saw the movie "nana" because there were several people saying that i look like her. I didnt had the clue of who she were... and i google it. and it appear a punky girl, and i was like. "lol" then if se is sooo punky, lets go see her songs, and i got nana kitade's cd's, and she sucked hard.
i was confused, the videos on youtube didnt' match the punky nana at all, so i got the movie, and the manga, and now i understand there are two nanas LOL, the punky scene girl, and the cute one.
And i also understand that this, is some of the bases of who like japanese music need to know, so i didnt. so im not true xD
Then i realized i used to draw her manga, but i thought it was some illustrator who just like to draw things, like Keiichi Kunishige, every one know his work but it never apeared as a manga a film or anime.

( See pic here )...Lol i was thinking of how long i was drawing this stuff and FFstuff, loving their clothing, making new characters for my BD just to draw crazy clothing alike, i actually did passerelle modelling with strange clothing ive designed. xD
i always knew that this artists were inspired by someone, "there must be this type of clothing somewere" i thought. Until the day i discover japanese scene xD
( Here )is a oold proof. i draw it when i was 16 i think. i love skate, for those who dont know it, and i used to draw people doing stuff on it with strage clothing, because i could draw tissues flying around with the body as they do tricks.

So one of these days i saw this movie, my brother asked me to see it, but i didnt have the time and i regret it. I suggest you to take some LSD, then see this movie, plus "what the bleep do we know" and michael moore films, all at once. And then you become a visionary, for a day.

2008-05-21T10:30:00.000-07:00

It's been a while, for a change.. lol.
So have been to hospitals and dentists, and taking pictures of my teeth, so much fun. I love you Calhau and i'm in love with your father!

I need to buy a piano soon, thats all i can remember, i even cry when i though about the fact that i dont have one yet, i use to go to worten and radio popular play on their stuff, it makes me feel very small and sad, but if wasn't that, i didn't knew to play nothing :|

I'm thinking on robing a bank, rub myself on butter and slip under lasers, become an expert on unlocking coffers, buy a gun, kill some people like the lady who did my lunch in Islington.

It was in a KFC, there was a stupid pseudo bar, near to it, and we asked for a toast, it was around 1.44 £, we waited around 20 minutes to get the soup and the toast, THIS WAS A KFC!!! for god's sake.
anyway, the toast was so huge, so delicious, and cheap (compared to another stuff there) that we bought another one. Then she was asking for plates, napkins, that mini machine to pay stuff with the card (i dont know the name), and registering machine to the KFC staff, so did she open that bar without having this kind of stuff? Thats why we spent 1 hour to eat at KFC.

At the end i payed around 13.02 £ (thats around 16.25 €), for two soups, one mini bottle of water, and two toasts. The fucking toasts costed me 2.80£ each, and i asked why does it says 1.44£ on the menu as the whore said "the menus need to be updated"
come on, what kind of place that have mc donald's menu displays alike, and don't update the displays? Milionaires like these NEED to have the menu updated, there is always money.

So or the slutty was gaining money from us, or KFC is going down, still, she was supposed to knew what was with a new price or not. She looked like she was beaten up, or a drug addict, she seems to be very very slow processing stuff, and DO stuff, like heating the soup!

Day nº 73

2008-05-03T17:12:00.000-07:00

YESSSS i know, i did not update my profile for sooo long.

But to prof myself i've been doing something i've decided to put here what i've been working on.

IT'S DONE I TELL YOUU WEEEEE

You probably miss my Bd's so much that i will make one soon LOL. This time by my own hand hoooh.

But i will leave one here that i did some years ago :D. This has alot of meaning for me because i had this obesity problem LOLL!! Oh wait.. this one is in portuguese DOH!

( Damean )

Day nº 26

2008-03-17T13:33:00.000-07:00

Hello, this week im not going to post any BD, because i did another thing to amuse my fans LOL yes i have alot of fans ;D

Me and my boyfriend use to do machinima with sims 2. So we did this video: O carrinho - 1º Filme
And now we have this trailer for the 2nd one. O Fantasma - 2º Filme
All of them are in Portuguese, we dont even try to do one like this in english, because it will sound stupid.

So i hope portuguese people have fun watching it :D

More Stuff

2008-03-11T19:58:00.000-07:00

Day 20
Oh yeah, it’s been a loooong time since I don’t update this, , so I’m uploading 3 bds, and writing two posts in one. I’m in Coimbra now, this is the second week without internet. It was supposed to finish the course, because I have only more 2 things to do there, so I can get the stupid diploma, but I work as a graphic designer without it, so I actually don’t need it, but still is good to have it just in case.
Do I talk funny? Yes I do, and that’s because I spend most of my life at home, just talking with my bf and my cat. Now im in the city again, I need to learn to talk again, I feel like a fuckin’ bug. When I got here, I noticed that my vision was a little blurry when I tried to focus far distances. Why did I just noticed that now? Because when im in the house I just need to focus near things, the farest thing I need to look at is the wall. And I also noticed a bunch of stupid things that were wrong with my health… it seems that I need to do a chirurgical intervention. I really want to sue the m$%Th#$% F&#%” dentist, for trying to open my mouth more than I can, so now my jaw doesn’t seem to be straight when I open my mouth, and I feel a little ligament or muscle or whatever, forcing me to NOT open it. And it hurts when I talk, eat. I love kokones, and I can’t eat them anymore! Also everybody was mad with the idea of me having anemia, but I don’t have it, being a lot much thinner doesn’t mean anemia .|. suckars xD I eat, a lot! I’ll draw now this fact. ( Ci just did! see it here ) and oh!

( this was what happened when I was still in Lisbon )

It was suppose to get a new modem yesterday, they think it’s broken, but I know its not, every one here is having problems with our server. I made new friends!! (that’s my bug part talking because I don’t know people too often when im in lisbon) I went to this concert and there were my friends, and their new friends, and there was this lovely keyboard player I thought I was talking to but then he was not him but he was cute, and there was a Brazilian guy with his crazy eyes staring at me, shinning with the lights, creepy, and there was an army guy, and a lot of new people that I never heard of, people from the dárksáide, and darkness of darker darkling duck. And there was this expensive alcoholic drink, and there was people who thought I wasn’t from Coimbra, because they never saw me before, but they are the outsiders xD, and there was this 3 people screwing and kissing, and there was a fat lady squeezed by her clothing, and there was a lot of metal all night, industrial stuff and more stuff from the darksideE (Ali G talking), I don’t remember having so much fun, since that time 2 eggs exploded when I was trying to cook them on my microwave. That was almost 2 years ago. ( this is my recreation of this fact )

Day 1

2008-02-21T12:34:00.000-08:00

So this day was supposed to be the tomorrow that never came. Nothing special happened, except that last week I made a dinner for 10 people, twice. The first time, the food sucked. The second it was good, and I use to be grossed out by my own food. I bought a super cool thing, that I’m not talking about, just to annoy you :) and I finished a pinpan project, but still I have more 20 pinpan things to do, so my deadline is going to be 1 month, if I can’t do this, I must eat my cat’s poo. Seriously (keep in touch so you can see me eat pet shit! I’ll tell how it tastes like)

I decided to start posting my mini BD’s here. I’m supposed to make one BD, every week, describing how a certain situation happened, and of course, making it look cool, because I’m such a popular girl. Everything that happens to me, is always so cool, that I can’t stand it no more just for myself. Because it’s extremely cool. Like this week, my scanner talked Brazilian to me, asking for paper. I never knew it talked, I was scared.

( Click here to se this week's BD )

Contact

2008-02-18T09:31:00.000-08:00

knethiz@gmail.com

914367891

Links

2008-02-18T09:30:00.000-08:00

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A Bit of myself

2008-02-17T16:32:00.000-08:00

I have no interest on posting stuff here, so all my people can copy all the stuff I did or know. Yes I’m stupid, I don’t like to feel copied, seriously it freaks me out, maybe that’s because I have two mini me’s at home, so I get my stuff stolen since their born, that was 16 years ago. First there was the toys, then I got stolen by my mom too, so make up stuff, all kind of clothing, jewelry. Soon they discovered music, so, my cds and dvd’s were often out of place, and they still did disappear until last year, when I gone mad with them and bring all my stuff to where I live now. I always knew there was cds missing, not because I looked at them and though ‘huh that one is missing’ but because I have a list that I’m keeping updated for a long time. You should do it too, is VERY useful.

But, as I was saying, I have no interest on doing this, because I know no one is going to read. I’ll be glad if someone liked to read it, I often do projects just to get attention from others, to please them, most of the time I do this by making them laugh. It’s too a way of telling that I like them, or not, without words. Not that I find the words usessles, because I’m used to say what goes on in my mind about a particular person. I actually sent a sms once to all people I know, that once, were close to me some how, just to tell them that I still care, even if we don’t talk too much now. Its better to tell them you like them before they die isn’t it?

I tend to write LOOOONG texts, I love to talk, but actually I don’t have too much people to do it, since they live where I used to live, Coimbra. So I use to write shitty things on what we can call a diary. I think I have 8 or 9 of them, A4. It’s very good so no one can listen you whining about useless stuff, and, the diary can never betray you :). But now that I have someone to listen to me, I stopped writing… poor him heh.
I used to draw a lot, quick draws are also cool. You can find a piece of paper and a pen anywhere. I don’t smoke or drink coffee, the only addiction I have, is petroleum jelly or label lipstick, anything that makes my lips neither to stick nor to get cracked. It makes me so uncomfortable that I can’t even get focus on anything, thee ache gets a worst effect.

I tend to wait until I have the perfect haircut, so I can cut my hair, but until I get the cut done, many months pass by. So I usually have messed hair, and I hate it. I tend to be cold very often. In the winter the fingers of my right hand tend to sallow because of the cold. Right now I have it \m/

I could write more, but I don’t want to, because I’ve been trying to get to the point fast, and making the texts more concise. Sooo, right now I want to start my artsy life again. It’s been 1 year and half that I stopped it, well, I had some stuff done, like Pinpan stuff, but its nothing compared to what I used to do. I always think to myself ‘tomorrow I’ll begin tomorrow’ but that tomorrow never came, so officially, tomorrow will be the tomorrow that was running away. And ill be more me than I’ve been this past year. And YES! The fault goes to my dear boyfriend, who made me be more passionate about him then about my personal projects. But since I’m such an understanding person, I will continuing loving you xD

And I’ll be posting my ‘new artsy life’ here, and maybe on www.deviantart.com, even knowing that no one will give a damn about what I do in my personal journal, to me is some kind of a contract I made with myself, when I posted it online. Felling that someone is actually watching my stuff, will make me do more stuff, just to please my dear viewers x), because I’m just like that, I need to take an advantage of my stupid manner of felling wanted xD
And it’s a good way to continuing practicing my English, I was a A+ student in English, but started to listen non English lyrics got me somehow stuck on my oral and writing.

work

2008-02-12T09:30:00.000-08:00

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